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Top Ten Lists
I cant escape from the need to maintain lists
!
They may be
banal; they may be obvious; they may amuse; and yours may be entirely different;
But everyone has a go at this. Contributions are welcome! These are some of mine
and some are the more entertaining lists off the web.
You know you're living in
2005 when...(this
is funny reading it 6 years later!)
1. You accidentally enter
your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business
manner.
7. You make phone calls from home; you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside
line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different
companies.
10.You learn about your redundancy on the 10 O'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone
is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have for the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No 9 on this
list.
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at
yourself.
No pun in ten did
1. Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying
two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says, "Sorry, sir. Only one
carrion per passenger."
2. NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into
orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.
3. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.
One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina
and never amounted to much-and naturally became known as the lesser of two
weevils.
4. Two Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they
started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.
5. A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon,
slides up to the bar and announces "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
6. Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to
the dentist, and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental
medication.
7. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a
hotel, and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories
in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour,
and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open
foyer.
8. A women has twins, gives them up for adoption.
One goes to an Egyptian family and is named "Ahmal" The other is sent to a
Spanish family and is named "Juan". Years later, Juan sends his birth mother a
picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. He replies, "They're twins, for Pete
sake. If you've seen Juan, you've see Ahmal."
9. A group of friars opened a florist shop to
help with their belfry payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of
God, so their business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his
business was suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars,
so he asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused.
The florist went to them and begged that they shut down. Again they refused.
So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest thug in town. He
went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed their flowers, trashed their
shop, and said that if they didn't close, he'd be back. Well, totally
terrified, the Friars closed up shop and hid in their rooms. This proved that
Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
10. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot
his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He
also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered
from very bad breath. This made him .....what? (This is so bad it's
good...)--a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
11. And finally, ...there was a man who sent 10
puns to some friends in hopes at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
The Most Momentous Days of the Last 100 Years
The World Almanac 2004 lists The Most Momentous Days of the Last 100
Years. The complete list follows:
1. August 6, 1945 -- Atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima
2. September 1, 1939 -- Germany invades Poland
3. June 28, 1914 -- Archduke Francis Ferdinand assassinated
4. November 7, 1917 -- Russian Revolution (October 25, Old Style)
5. September 11, 2001 -- Terrorist attacks on the U.S.
6. June 6, 1944 -- D-Day: Allies invade occupied France
7. July 20, 1969 -- Humans walk on the Moon
8. November 9, 1989 -- Berlin Wall opened
9. September 27, 1908 -- First Model-T Ford produced
10. May 14, 1948 -- Israel becomes a state
11. November 22, 1963 -- President John F. Kennedy assassinated
12. August 15, 1947 -- India and Pakistan win independence from Britain
To tell the truth, you may not be curable. Some leading experts on
procrastination admit that most of their clients continue to procrastinate. But
many of my clients procrastinate much less by following this model.
Step 1: Decide if you really
want to do the task. Maybe its benefits aren't worth the effort.
Step 2: If you want to do the
task, do you want to do it now or schedule the darn thing on your calendar?
Step 3: Identify the moment of
truth: The moment you're about to procrastinate. That moment occurs when you
realize you should do the task, or when you reach a hard part. At that moment,
say aloud, "Stop!" Literally pinch yourself for sliding back into your wicked
ways, and make yourself summon the energy and discipline to get started. That's
when you have to believe, "Right now, it's in my interest to be productive
rather than to have fun." After starting, you'll find it easier to continue. If
that doesn't work, proceed to Step 3A.
Step 3A: Ask yourself, "What's
making me reluctant to do the task?" Your response may be: "It's going to be
hard" or "I'd rather do something fun." Now come up with a solution:
- Let's say you're afraid the task will be difficult. Remind
yourself you can divide it into small bites, and when you reach a tough part,
you probably can ask for help.
- If you're tempted to do something fun instead of the task,
ask yourself whether the short-term relief is worth the long-term
consequences. It's your call.
- If you're afraid to request a job because you believe
you're not qualified, ask yourself if that's rational. If so, get training or
change careers. If it's irrational, recognize that and make the phone call.
Step 4: Commit to a small
amount of effort, for example, three phone calls. Work at being efficient during
that time. Ask yourself, "Is this the straightest line to finishing the task?"
Step 5: When you're finished,
ask yourself if it was worth the effort to complete the task.
Step 6: Block out some time
for pure, unadulterated, guilt-free fun.
How to prepare for the ski season:
10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for
half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your
ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are
looking for your car.
8. For ski boot simulation at home, put a pebble in your street shoes and
tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
7. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
6. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $6.50 for a hamburger. Be sure
to wait in the longest line.
5. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle
fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
4. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a
snowstorm and you're following an 18 wheeler.
3. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast
your face. You'd almost believe you're skiing in front of a snowmaker!
2. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them
off because you have to go to the bathroom.
1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday.
A list of the world's shortest books:
15. The Wit
and Wisdom of Mike Tyson
14. Tobacco Company Marketing Ethics
13. "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
12. Human Rights Advances in China
11. Al Gore: The Wild Years
10. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
9. America's Most Popular Lawyers
8. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
7. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
6. Easy UNIX
5. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
4. Everything Men Know About Women
3. Everything Women Know About Men
2. "No Bugs
Software Introduced by Microsoft" by Steve McNally
1. Queen Elizabeth's Guide To Public Relations
Top sixteen signs of old age!
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your
bifocals.
You feel like you were out all night but haven't been anywhere.
You get winded playing cards.
Your little black book contains only names ending in MD.
You join a health club and don't have the strength to
go.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You need glasses to find your glasses.
You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository.
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your knees buckle but your belt won't
Your back goes out more than you do.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest.
You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there
Top ten things to do in mid
life crisis
Source - anonymous
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Fly Concorde - or at least fly on Concorde
- now first class on an A380 with a shower at 38,000 feet....
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Finish (or at least start) James Joyce's Ulysses
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Learn to play a musical instrument - something noisy !
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Learn another language
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Invade the pitch at the end of the game
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Milk a cow
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Star in your own porn movie (while you still can !)
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Find out what happened to your first girl or boy friend
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Find a charity that you really care about and do something to help
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Exercise - so you can do all of the above without looking ridiculous !
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
(George Carlin)
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the
devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us
our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes,
music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve
it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a
foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but
by the moments that take our breath away.
My latest list of top ten songs !
This may change !!!
From the top (1 to 10):
Truly Madly Deeply
Savage Garden
Original Sin
Elton John
First Love
Utada Hikadu
Don't dream its over
Crowded House
The moon represents my heart
Teresa Teng
Bad Timing
Blue Rodeo
Every Breath U Take
The Police
The Man With the Child in his Eyes
Kate Bush
Runaway Train
Soul Asylum
Wouldn't It be Good
Nik Kershaw
And anything sung by Faye Wong ! But my
regular reader knows that already !
10 ways to survive at work
This is not original but is wise:
(1) Have a sense of humor about the little
things. Let the small stuff go.
(2) Take the steps whenever possible to improve your situation if you are
dissatisfied. If you feel you are being treated unfairly, don’t whine about it
and do nothing. The reason I am SO adamant about this not is so much that I
don’t like listening to the whiner. I just know from experience that this never
helps your situation and usually gets the person in more trouble or sets them up
for even more bullying and other unfair treatment.
(3) Document, document, document (everything). Your accomplishments, duties,
responsibilities, discussions, etc. That way if a problem arises, you have the
paper trail to pursue whatever means you need to. Also helps when asking for
raise/promotion.
(4) Don’t trust anyone at work with confidences and don’t get sucked into office
gossip. Keep your mouth shut and your nose clean.
(5) Don’t beat yourself up over the things you truly have no control over.
Accept that life is not fair and move on. See #1.
(6) Be professional and stick to the facts at work. Always relate everything
back to how it helps the company or allows you to do your job more effectively.
Show the utmost integrity in all business dealings and NEVER allow others to
sway you on this. If it becomes a problem, report them and/or leave.
(7) Whenever possible, be yourself at work. If the culture does not allow this,
then try to find an environment where you can. You will be happier and more
productive in your work. Also, have (or get) a life outside of work. Don’t go
home and drink away your sorrows or do other destructive things to ‘cope’. Get
or pursue a hobby. Enjoy it.
(8) First and foremost, be internally motivated. So what if no one else pats you
on the back? Do it yourself. A lot of us go through our whole lives struggling
and feeling like we are nothing just because someone else didn’t give us that
constant reassurance.
(9) Pursue the certifications and degrees you need to stay at the top of your
game in your chosen field. If all the people at work that are getting the
promotions have XYZ certification, and you don’t, get the certification/degree.
It may not be ‘fair’ or relevant, but if that is what it takes, either do it or
realize that you are not willing to do the work to get ahead and accept the
consequences.
(10) And lastly, do a good job! That is what your employer gives you a paycheck
for, otherwise they would not call it work.
Top
10 Ways to Know You've Got the Consulting Bug
10. Can't stop using words that don't exist.
9. Worried that he who dies with the most frequent-flyer miles wins.
8. Use so much jargon in conversation, friends think you're speaking a foreign
language.
7. Constant urge to give advice on subjects you know nothing about.
6. Always-hyphenating-words-that-don't-need-to-be-hyphenated.
5. Keep seeing bullet points everywhere.
4. Can fit the thematic undercurrents of War and Peace into a two-by-two matrix.
3. Tired of having a social life beyond work.
2. A two-page story in Business Week is all it takes to make you an expert.
1. Firmly believe that an objective viewpoint means more than any real work
experience.
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